Help Me Celebrate Ramadan

aug 21, 2009 | me

[BenLurkin]

"PARTY!"

[La Lydia]

Have a yummy Three LIttle Pigs sandwich:

Smoked ham sandwich with breaded pork cutlet, two strips of bacon, two fried eggs, coated with gruyere on a brioche bun. Serve with a refreshing alcoholic beverage.

[philled]

Ramadan just wouldn’t be Ramadan without having at least one Hebrew National hot dog.

[Buckeye McFrog]

polishing off a BLT and rack of ribs at noon on the sidewalk in front of a mosque would be a start...

[envisio]

Now thats a sammich!

[La Lydia]

Sticks to your ribs, alright.

[doodad]

I knew that had to be Carolina. I like yeller and red.

Be there soon.

[HighlyOpinionated]

I'm going to be making a silk purse . . . gotta find a sow’s ear.

Any of those piggies have a name? Muhammad? Hussein?

I shall pig out at Rib Country Restaurant on Saturday in honor of Ramadan. Will bring my compass so I can sit facing AWAY from Mecca. I shall eat pork’n’beans so that any effluviant is directed toward Mecca.

0bama, eat your heart out. . . oh, yea, you have a stone heart, very tough to chew rocks, isn't it?

[envisio]

Better yet, cook many and set up a booth in front of the mosque. Sell them $4 a plate and $2 beers.

You could clean up real good.

[cyclotic]

There is no god named Allah and Mohammed is his false prophet

There, now I’m officially an infidel.

[CholeraJoe]

[NTHockey]

>>Be sure to face Mecca when you eat that.<<

And be sure there is a good wind to carry the aroma.

I think I’ll light a couple of candles and pray that all the “virgins” in Mohammedan “paradise” look like Helen Thomas; talk like Fran Dresher and have Rosie O’Donnell’s personality.

[envisio]

“””sit facing AWAY from Mecca. I shall eat pork’n’beans so that any effluviant is directed toward Mecca”””

Thats classic!

[IbJensen]

[southernerwithanattitude]

I LOVE that place! We stop by there every year on our way salmon fishing. Biggest portions of every thing on the menu.

[Ax]

While stationed in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, a quarter century ago, we took a great deal of pleasure grilling pork chops on our balcony during ramadan. The aroma wafted around our ‘hood. We got our pork products from the Army Commissary on the Embassy compound, because there was none to be had on the economy.

[Cloverfarm]

College friends who went to the Middle East said that among their Muslim friends and neighbors, the worst family knock-down-drag-out fights happened during Ramadan.

Party on, dudes!

I think a Crockpot full of pulled pork smothered in BBQ sauce sounds good.

[kingattax]

PING

[HighlyOpinionated]

Lol, it took me a second to see what that was . . . lol, that’s a classic cartoon.

[MortMan]

Would five-times daily turbo-mooning “prayer” in the opposite direction of Mecca be considered appropriate?