[JRandomFreeper]

"The casket had tilted and his leg was hanging out," said Wearing, who believed they drove so fast, hitting bumps, that the casket opened ...

I can live(die) with that. Late to own funeral, appearance unbecoming, failure to keep limbs in coffin, probably smelling like booze laced with formaldehyde. I think it's what my family would expect of me.

/johnny

[nevergore]

I kinda liked “Weekend at Bernies”

Who wouldn’t want to party after they’re dead?

[goat granny]

LOL good one.

[Daniel II]

Thanks for the chuckle.