Hooters could offer a complementary one hour (two?) one-on-one hospitality visit from one of the Hooter ladies, in the guest’s room.
Might not help Hooter’s family-image, but should help ease high vacancy rates. Be a hit for conventions as well.
They thought of everything this weary Vietnam river rat might want.
I still would take Saigon over Tokyo any day as far as women are concerned. Such exquisite beauty has never been equaled in my life long studies on the subject.