I'm surprised the cops didn't find any meth.
What's so bad about math? I can understand hating social studies.... but math is useful.
Once when my husband was asleep for an afternoon nap, the kids and I put whipped cream on his face, in his beard, on his forehead, etc., then tickled his nose with a feather. He reached up and rubbed his nose, and then woke up; it was hilarious!
Another time I was having a long soak in a bubble bath with a mask over my eyes and he and the kids loaded squirt guns with icy cold water and got me right in the nose/mouth area. Thank heaven they didn’t have the camera!
I cannot imagine flying into a rage over a joke, or attacking anyone. Anger management? Drugs? Alcohol? What would do that?