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Seattle PI ^ | 8/13/09 | staff (no pun intended)

[nufsed]

Think of all the hearts you’re breakin.

[Prodigal Son]

I don’t give a turd about anybody’s heart I might be breaking. There are millions and millions of women out there who don’t wear makeup. Millions and millions of absolutely beautiful women.

If a woman wants to wear a Maybelline Burkha, that’s fine. But I won’t be with her. (and BTW I believe myself to be the coiner of that phrase- not that it’s ever going to get much usage)

[nufsed]

Lack of a sense of humor is the number 2 indicator of a low IQ.

[Prodigal Son]

I’m pretty sure the last time I did an IQ test the result was in negative numbers. Honestly, they were talking about putting me on tv as the lowest IQ person ever recorded. I’m not even typing this, I’m that stupid. I’m dictating it to a slightly smarter mammal who has mastered typing.

You won’t win an argument with me that way. You want to call me a moron- you’ll have to beat me to it. I’m a moron. Lowlife. Scumbag. Idiot. I eat boogers. I’m a fool. Imbecilic. And I probably have venereal disease on my big toe. Whatever man. Bring it on. I accept willingly any insult you throw at me. And you have free license to insult my relatives too. I don’t care about that either. I’d just join in with you. All your insults about me are true. And they’re all just words. I don’t care. Say what you will. Does it make you feel good? If it feels good, do it.

[grey_whiskers]

My second through fourth partners didn’t wear makeup

Did you trade them in, or did they trade you in?

Cheers!

[Prodigal Son]

I’ve never quit a woman. I will never quit a woman. When I tell a woman I am with her, that’s as good as written in stone. I will stay by her side through everything. Till death. Or until she breaks it off.

But that’s just me. I never expect other people to return that sort of devotion. That’s just realism.

But then again, I don’t peg my happiness on whether I’m with a woman or not. I’m just as happy and confident alone. I’ll go to a restaurant alone. To the cinema. I’ll holiday alone. It doesn’t matter to me. If I find a woman that can get along with me, good. If not- also good.

[erman]

My first wife ........My second through fourth partners didn’t wear makeup. A German. An Italian. A Scot. They were all really beautiful ....... Guys would all the time say that to me ‘man, your wife (girlfriend) is beautiful’.......

See, people like you only know one thing and you only see the world one way. And you’re not capable of more. You’re just not capable....

NOWHWERE HAVE I SAID I DON’T LIKE BEAUTY. Because I surely do-...have been told my appetites are prodigious by women who have prodigious appetites.

uh, ok...sure fella . I got it.. lots of women, no makeup, beauty ... appetites... I'm not capable... alrighty...

how 'bout them Cowboys?

They say it's gonna rain this weekend...huh? (walking backwards towards the door , gently grabbing for the door knob and hoping it's not locked)

[Prodigal Son]

Do you even have a point? You haven’t rebutted anything I’ve said. You haven’t stated a position of your own.

F-— the Cowboys.

[freedomlover]

This thread is worthy.

[Eaker]

Great pic and comeback!

[erman]

Do you even have a point? You haven’t rebutted anything I’ve said. You haven’t stated a position of your own.

F-— the Cowboys.

(backing away a little more quickly, looking at his hands for any weapons... and placing one foot in the doorway)......yeah, F___ the Cowboys.. and F___ the rain.

Hey, F___ the makeup and all the stupid women who wear the cr#p and all the guys who like them.. you're right, buddy... . (smile to the nice man....that's right.. everything is gonna be just fine...)

Hey, what the heck... I just thought the photos of Ms Iceland were nice... but obviously I was just out of my head loco and she probably is evil and would swallow my head during sex .... she looks the type.

Now you just sit right down and ignore those voices in your head right now.. I'll be back in awhile. (closing the door and sprinting to my car looking over my shoulder the whole way)

[Prodigal Son]

All right. So, let me get this straight. I lay out my position. Which is- I am a 100% lover of beautiful women- BUT I don’t believe makeup is what makes a woman beautiful. I have also had four partners in life. I’ve got an aunt who was married 8 times. It’s like that with some people. Dad’s been married thrice. I live in Europe and have done for half my life- it shouldn’t be any big surprise 3 of my partners have been European. So, I’m not sure what you’re afraid of there. And yeah, they were really beautiful. I like beautiful women. Where’s the problem?

You post completely infantile messages along with insipid images. Yet when I post back to you you get uncomfortable?

Why bother posting on an internet forum if you’re uncomfortable about debating something? Why stick your nose in a conversation if you don’t have any actual point?

Whatever man. Run. Yeah, that’s the ticket. I’m schizo! Run for your life! I’m off my meds. That’s the easier out isn’t it? Much easier than defending your position which doesn’t appear to be about much.

If you feel like coming back at some point and explaining to me why I should desire beauty contest entrants or why I should only find women who wear makeup attractive- I’ll be here.

[chasio649]

Man...what’s going on in here...this is hilarious...someone needs about 4 Xanex ....LOL

[Prodigal Son]

Do you want something?

[behzinlea]

Ah, apparently flowered bikinis are in style. Must get myself one or two ASAP.

I hope you're a woman.

[chasio649]

Do you? or do you need something?

[Prodigal Son]

No, I just like to fight. If got something to say about me, say it to me, like a man.

[chasio649]

I said you need Xanex...you’re actually pretty funny if this is an act...if not, you’re nuttier than a squirrel turd....got that big guy? LOL

[Prodigal Son]

Why am I nutty? Because I don’t like it when women wear makeup?

Explain it to me.

[chasio649]

Well it was one of the two....thanks for making me laugh...i’ve never seen someone that has been a member of FR for so long that gets all bent out of shape over the annual Ms. Universe pic thread...we all get your point...carry on ole chap!....LOL