What Obama And My Wife Have In Common (Chuck Norris, Obama's Birth Certificate)

The Bulletin - Philadelphia's Family Newspaper ^ | August 10, 2009 | Chuck Norris

[real_patriotic_american]

Excerpt- So again, I ask: Why not live out that transparency promise by posting your original birth certificate and end the division and debate?

[real_patriotic_american]

Documents not released by Obama. When will they be released? Where will Obama’s birthplace museum be located?

1. Certified copy of original birth certificate
2. Columbia University transcripts
3. Columbia thesis paper
4. Campaign donor analysis requested by 7 major watchdog groups
5. Harvard University transcripts
6. Illinois State Senate records
7. Illinois State Senate schedule
8. Law practice client list and billing records/summary
9. Locations and names of all half-siblings and step-mothers
10. Medical records (only the one page summary released so far)
11. Occidental College Transcripts
12. Parent’s marriage Certificate
13. Record of baptism
14. Selective Service registration records
15. Schedules for trips outside of the United States before 2007
16. Scholarly articles
17. Access to his grandmother (Obama’s grandmother has since passed away from cancer)
18. List of all campaign workers that are lobbyists
19. Punahou grade school records
20. His SAT scores
21. His LSAT scores (for law school admission)
22. All notes and drafts for his two books

[Trust but Verify]

Chuck Norris doesn’t need Twitter. He’s already following you.

[real_patriotic_american]

PING!

Excerpt- So again, I ask: Why not live out that transparency promise by posting your original birth certificate and end the division and debate?

[3D-JOY]

Thanks...nice afternoon reading!

Well said, even if not “THE WHOLE STORY”!

[tumblindice]

Chuck Norris could use his X-ray vision to read 0’s birth certificate, but that
might reveal his secret identity, mildmannered Man-of-Steel, Superman.

[I Hate Obama]

They say there is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

[I Hate Obama]

Also Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.

[so_real]

When Chuck Norris asks for something ... I think it's time to pony it up. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

[justiceseeker93]

The “Birther” movement enlists another celeb in its worthy cause!

[justiceseeker93]

I must admit that I find it a bit of a groundless stretch not to believe the birth announcements in two major Hawaii newspapers in August 1961, in which Hawaii's Health Department would have been required to post information it received directly from hospitals. "Mr. and Mrs. Barack H. Obama, 6085 Kanalianaole Hwy., son, Aug. 4."

Mr. Norris should be a lot more skeptical. No one knows how those birth announcements actually got into the microfilms or microfiches of the newspapers, nor the procedure used. It is possible that the announcements were grafted on and a new microfilm or microfiche created at a later date. Furthermore, an investigation of the address in the announcements has failed to find any evidence of the Obama family ever having any connection to it!

[tx_eggman]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did ...

[SpinnerWebb]

Chuck Norris is so fast he replaced Spinner’s reply with this one, after Spinner hit the “Post” button.

[tumblindice]

Chuck Norris is so fast, he sharpens his own lawnmower blade—while the mower is running.

[Dajjal]

obumpa

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

Wow...I never knew all this!!

Truly bizzare.

[real_patriotic_american]

(lol) Right on! Chuck Norris is a real man and a real American!

You wrote-
“They say there is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.”

[real_patriotic_american]

Chuck Norris is the real man and real American that we all should be!

You wrote-
“When Chuck Norris asks for something ... I think it’s time to pony it up. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.”