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WTF??? Hey Chet99, you really have a knack for digging up stories of extra-stupid people reaping the rewards of their non-existent intellects.

As a part-time resident of a 4th floor apartment in Manhattan’s Upper East Side, I’m happy to say that everybody in my building has more rational ways to deal with getting locked out. None of us are interested in getting mistaken for a brazen burglar by suspending ourselves from a cable anchored to the roof and lowering ourselves to a window. If anyone ever passes by *my* window at 4AM with this stunt like this, they’re likely to find themselves face to face with my, um . . . object that Mayor Bloomie thinks I shouldn’t have.

9 posted on 08/08/2009 12:56:36 AM PDT by GovernmentShrinker (Vote for a short Freepathon! Donate now if you possibly can!)

10 posted on 08/08/2009 1:57:12 AM PDT by Bazooka (When Tolerance met Indifference, it was love at first sight.)

To: GovernmentShrinker

my, um . . . object that Mayor Bloomie thinks I shouldn’t have.

LOL! You mean a cigarette?

12 posted on 08/08/2009 5:23:50 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective!)

To: GovernmentShrinker

A bucket of French Fries cooked in Trans-fat laden oil?

13 posted on 08/08/2009 5:51:14 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)

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