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DTG 052016Z AUGUST 09
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: ZOT
RE: POST 1
1. PERIMETER SENSORS INDICATE HIGH-CONFIDENCE TROLL PRESENCE, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.
2. WATCH NCOIC IS DECLARING CODE VICTOR-KILO AND RECOMMENDING LEVEL ONE SURVEILL NOOB IN FREEP FORUM (S.N.I.F.F.).
3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO REPORT CONFIRM/DENY TO FREEPNORAD AS AVAILABLE. ALL ELEMENTS ARE FURTHER DIRECTED TO XMIT CALL-BACK MESSAGE TO INDICATE POSITIVE TARGET LOCK.
4. WATCH NCOIC WILL COORDINATE COMMS WITH FR MOD COMMAND BUNKER. ALL ELEMENTS ARE TO INCREASE READINESS LEVELS PENDING STRIKE ORDER FROM FR MODERATOR COMMAND.
5. ADMIN NOTE: INTERESTED PARTIES MAY BE INCLUDED IN, OR REMOVED FROM, THE VIKING KITTIES TROLL-WATCH ALERT ROSTER BY FREEPMAILING THE WATCH NCOIC, CODENAME “OLD SARGE”, SUBJECT: ALERT ROSTER.
6. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: BABY-BLENDER.
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IBTZ Whoo Hoo!
BTW, I love the format you use when pinging us to these zots.
IBTZ!
Oh, they’re plentiful today. That’s 3 I’ve been pinged on in the past half hour. Idiots never learn (Yes, I mean you opentalk)...
We got what it takes to take him a zot!
Hey Old Sarge! Good to see you; I’ve been missing your pings! Sure seems the trolls have kept you busy these last couple of days, though. Sheesh.
Okay, piling on now.
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DTG 060103Z AUGUST 09
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: ZOT
RE: S.N.I.F.F. REQUEST
1. WATCH PERSONNEL AT 379TH FREEPING WING HAVE COMPLETED INITIAL SURVEILLANCE OF SUBJECT “OPENTALK.”
2. SUBJECT HAS LINKED TO A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT MAINTAINED BY ENEMY OPERATIVE, CALLSIGN “OPENLEFT.”
3. CONFIDENCE IS HIGH THAT OPENTALK AND OPENLEFT ARE ONE AND THE SAME. 379TH GAYDAR SECTION ALSO ADVISES HIGH CONFIDENCE THAT OPENTALK HOPES TO GET JIGGY WITH SENATOR SCHUMER.
4. RECOMMEND ZOT PER SIOP OPTION TWO ONE ZEBRA “GRAND TOUR”
5. VIKING KITTENS ARE OUR OVERLORDS
6. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: TALLEYMAN/BANANA.
SILVERBACK SENDS
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Good to see you, BTW.