Later, we peasants will be ‘treated’ to a vision of The One blowing out the non carbon emitting candles on his low fat/low carb/rice flour cake, devoid of artificial colorings and flavorings...
I may stop by the local bank for cake and ice cream after watching the birthday parade. There will be a parade, won't there? No tv here. I called the cable company to disconnect the cable, then donated the tv to goodwill.
In ‘progressive’ neighborhoods, ACORN is lining up the floats and bands right now.
How about this...(my prediction) The One ‘needs’ to address the WH Press Corps. The Presstitutes spontaneously break into a joyous chorus of ‘Happy Birthday.’ A little ‘puff’ piece is done on the ‘well wishes’ on all of the alphabet nightly newsers; and BOR, at his Back of the Book segment panders with a ‘end of the birthday news cycle’ Happy Birthday.