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To: jaycee

On a much lighter note...

Important Health Issue:

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

Please share this with others who may need Margaritas.


3,390 posted on 08/28/2009 2:10:52 PM PDT by Diver Dave (Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most)
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To: Diver Dave
Are you telling me that if I have none of the symptoms you mentioned above that I don't need Margaritas anymore? If I don't have those above symtoms, do I have to quit having Margaritas instantly or do I get off Margaritas slowly. LOL!

You don't know this but Margaritas are my very favorite. I did learn to mix me one my very own self a couple of years ago.

Re:side effects! If I experienced any of those, I wouldn't admit it here. And if I ever had those symptoms, I probably wouldn't remember...LOL!

Now to the Warnings!

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. (That could have happened)

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. (That could have happened!)

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. (It Probably Happened!)

Its a good thing you wiggled your way out of the sad story of 'Reggie' or 'Tank' and made everyone at Amy's cry and then crave a Margarita! Dave, this was a good one, really! Went to my son's a couple of weeks ago for BBQ'd Wings and Margaritas. I knew when to quit (his seemed a wee bit stronger) than what I make and I was the designated driver of myself....LOL! Thanks for the laughs! I think I will have a Margarita!

3,394 posted on 08/28/2009 4:48:02 PM PDT by jaycee (("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me."))
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To: Diver Dave; jaycee; JustAmy; All

Here's to you, DD!
(Of course, it is only 7-UP, on the rocks!)

With a lime twist, and salt on the rim, tee hee!


3,407 posted on 08/28/2009 7:41:04 PM PDT by yorkie
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To: Diver Dave



Happy Caturday, DD.
Wonna jin mah in a magrita dis moaning?
Is gud.

Have a beautiful Saturday, Diver.
I hope to get to some of yesterday's post some time today.


3,428 posted on 08/29/2009 10:17:30 AM PDT by JustAmy (Republicans think everyday is July 4th. Democrats think everyday is April 15th.)
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