[Lady Jag]

Hey, Dog, ever play cow patty hopscotch?

Cows Out

You've never really lived on a ranch or a farm Till you've heard, 'the cows are out' alarm Little Jed, you get some hay I'll saddle the old gray Ma, close the big red gate Oh, Oh, the pigs are out, you're too late Sis, you get a couple buckets of feed Hey, get the dog, the pigs are in the clover seed Look at the bull, he has Dad's long johns on this horn Must have gone through the clothesline on the way to the corn Bubba, grab that black calf by the tail Look out, you're going to step in the milk pail You city folks sure don't know how to have fun Till you've done the 'cows are out' run Roy Kieling

[yorkie]

LJ, you ALWAYS come up with the cutest stuff! This one is a hoot - and the graphic is PERFECT! Thank you!

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RE: Cows Out!

...THAT's the spirit!

RE: "Hey, Dog, ever play cow patty hopscotch?"

No, but half a century ago, we had a cow get loose in the neighbor's strawberry patch. I can still vividly recall how MORTIFIED my parents were. (I'll save the 'loose pig' story for another time.)

It's a different era now, of course... Both Congress(...and 'our' President) seem to think NOTHING of trampling upon all of our our rights, and stealing from us, everything which is not AGRESSIVELY defended. (Somehow, I cannot help but believe that THEIR parents would surely be EQUALLY mortified, were they still around to see what TERRIBLE 'NEIGHBORS' their children turned out to be.)

[yorkie]