To: jaycee
Wish I could make it there before you finish them tomorrow.
1,073 posted on
08/08/2009 6:43:50 PM PDT by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
To: All
Three old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the old ladies said, "We bet we can tell how old you are."
The old man said "There ain't no way you can guess it."
One of the old ladies said: "Sure we can. Drop your pants!"
He did. The three ladies looked at him for a few moments and then the other lady said, "Take off your underwear".
The guy dropped his underwear and the old ladies stared at him for a while longer and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!!"
The old man was stunned. "Amazing. How did you guess that?"
The old ladies laughed, "You told us yesterday".
1,077 posted on
08/08/2009 6:50:49 PM PDT by
Lady Jag
(Double your income. Fire the government)
To: Lady Jag
Well, you could be “Leaving on a Jet Plane, Don’t Know when I’ll be back again”....remember that one???
1,087 posted on
08/08/2009 7:12:50 PM PDT by
jaycee
("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
To: Lady Jag
By the way, is that what you found in your oyster shell???? LOL!! SPOOKY!
1,088 posted on
08/08/2009 7:14:45 PM PDT by
jaycee
("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
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