[JRandomFreeper]

I once got pulled over by a state trooper while transporting two small goats in the trunk of a Mark IV Lincoln Continental. One had come loose and kicked out the wiring harness plug for the tail lights.

Of course, back then, the trooper helped me reconnect the plug and re-tie the kid. I guess things are different today.

I did pay the ticket for 95 in a 55. Dollar a mile, back then, and more than I paid for the live goat meat.

/johnny

[fight_truth_decay]

I once got pulled over
by a state trooper
while transporting two small goats
in the trunk of my Mark IV Lincoln

Strums..

But he only brings you flowers...

Sounds like a country western song (lyrics)