[FrdmLvr]

I tore up the application AARP sent me several years ago (sigh) and mailed it back in their postage-paid envelope. I’ve always hated the commie bastards.

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

I’ve always hated the commie bastards.

Your description is more accurate than mine.

[Mr. K]

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS send their postage paid envelopes back, and be sure to write ‘no thanks liberal commies’ on the enrollment form