[varon]

I can’t afford money, but I have a big bottle of ibuprofen, and an even bigger bottle of vodka. Hey, speaking of which, did you know it’s 5 PM in Minsk?

I like your approach to some of life's realities, even in jest.

[mysterio]

I never joke about vodka. I’m always game for a good ibuprofen joke, though. My knee is telling me one right now.