[Lazamataz]

Employer's Name
Cutting Onions

Job Title
Cutting Onions

Description of job responsibilities
Cutting Onions

Dude, you totally missed the point.
That was the name of his Alternative Rock band.

[real saxophonist]

Had another guy one time:

Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
Yes

Please describe the nature of the felony
Escape, aggravated assault

At least he was honest. No, we didn't hire either of them.