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Mike the sea lion dies of heart failure after marathon mating session at German zoo
dailymail.co.uk ^
| 22nd July 2009
| Allan Hall
Posted on 07/22/2009 7:10:31 PM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: al baby
To paraphrase Richar Pryer.
“If man had to choose death by F*****g or death by a bus, I’m gonna be on that long-ass line waiting my turn.
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posted on
07/22/2009 7:16:20 PM PDT
by
ak267
To: Larry Lucido
Oh, and Soda is a beautiful name.
Soda
To: Man50D
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posted on
07/22/2009 7:19:13 PM PDT
by
VA Voter
To: evad
What mating with sea lions?
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posted on
07/22/2009 7:22:08 PM PDT
by
guitarplayer1953
(Warning: Some words may be misspelled/ You will get over it / Klingon is my 1st language)
To: GQuagmire
What a wonderful Way to GO! He died doing it! annd with Multiple Female Partners at the same time! What a Champ!
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posted on
07/22/2009 7:23:50 PM PDT
by
True Republican Patriot
(May GOD Continue to BLESS Our Great President George W. Bush!!)
To: theFIRMbss
At least Mike didn’t miss and mess up the blue dress instead:-)
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posted on
07/22/2009 7:26:06 PM PDT
by
True Republican Patriot
(May GOD Continue to BLESS Our Great President George W. Bush!!)
To: GQuagmire
Men....all pigs. He deserved it. /s/
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posted on
07/22/2009 7:26:24 PM PDT
by
svcw
(Legalism reinforces self-righteousness - it communicates to you the good news of your own goodness)
To: True Republican Patriot
What a wonderful Way to GO! He died doing it! annd with Multiple Female Partners at the same time! What a Champ!
Mike will receive postumously the “Nelson Aldrich Rockfeller Award” for snuffing it under “exceptional” circumstances.
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posted on
07/22/2009 7:29:26 PM PDT
by
achilles2000
(Shouting "fire" in a burning building is doing everyone a favor...whether they like it or not)
To: GQuagmire
Can’t think of a better way to die...
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posted on
07/22/2009 7:39:10 PM PDT
by
packrat35
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.- M Thatcher)
To: GQuagmire; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; aculeus; dighton; Ezekiel; Petronski
He passed away yesterday after an extended session with the females at the park in Nuremberg proved too much for his heart He was a Pinnipedophile.
To: GQuagmire
Oh death where is thy sting?
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posted on
07/22/2009 7:43:42 PM PDT
by
jimfree
(Freep and ye shall find!)
To: GQuagmire
Bucket. He's kicked it ...but he does have a smile on his face.
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posted on
07/22/2009 7:47:30 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
To: GQuagmire
I wonder if he overdosed on viagra?
This would be true if he had a bad heart
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posted on
07/22/2009 7:47:49 PM PDT
by
greatdefender
(If You Want Peace.....Prepare For War)
To: Man50D
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posted on
07/22/2009 7:49:45 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jazzy
("I AM JIM THOMPSON!!!")
To: GQuagmire
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posted on
07/22/2009 7:52:12 PM PDT
by
Lmo56
To: GQuagmire
To: evad
Now THAT’s how I wanna go. What ... have a heart attack while mating with multiple female sea lions????
At least you're not gay ...
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posted on
07/22/2009 7:58:48 PM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: GQuagmire
GEORGE: Pamela?! Awright, I tell you what. You look like nice people, I’m gonna help you out. You want a beautiful name? Soda.
KEN: What?
GEORGE: Soda. S-O-D-A. Soda.
CARRIE: I don’t know, it sounds a little strange.
GEORGE: All names sound strange the first time you hear ‘em. What, you telling me people loved the name Blanche the first time they heard it?
KEN: Yeah, but uh... Soda?
GEORGE: Yeah, that’s right. It’s working.
CARRIE: We’ll put it on the list.
GEORGE: I solve problems. That’s just what I do.
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posted on
07/22/2009 7:59:06 PM PDT
by
6SJ7
(atlasShruggedInd: ON)
To: GQuagmire
Has PETA been heard from on this?
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posted on
07/22/2009 8:19:06 PM PDT
by
ken5050
To: GQuagmire
Well there are worse ways to go.....
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