I have to wash my cat. Anyone know how to do that without getting your arms shredded?
I have to wash my cat. Anyone know how to do that without getting your arms shredded?
Easy....put the cat in a carrier (be sure it’s locked!) then hit it with a hose!
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“I have to wash my cat. Anyone know how to do that without getting your arms shredded?”
Here you go, compliments of “the Dog”:
> BATHING THE CAT
> > >
> > > 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add the required amount of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
> > > 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.
> > > 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.)
> > > 4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.
> > > 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides both “power-wash” and “rinse” features.
> > > 6. Have someone open the door to the outside. Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
> > > 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
> > > 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself off in an environmentally-friendly manner - no need to waste electricity using the tumbler (although this option should always be kept in mind).
> > > 9. As an added bonus the toilet will also be sparkling clean!
> > > Always here to give you the best of tested advice in difficult times....
> > > Sincerely,
> > > The Dog