Dear Mr 0bama. Show the COLB to twenty democRATs and five republicans (lower case on purpose), in private. Those twenty democRATs and five republicans will appear together for a press (lower case on purpose) conference.
This issue goes away, makes your enemies seem crazy, and saves you another million dollars.
Please Mr President, make all of these "birthers," seem foolish.
Signed,
Lord Occam.
5.56mm
And while your at it Mr. President, show us your Occidental College records where you enrolled as Barry Soetoro and as a foreign student.