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Man With Workout Ball-Slashing Fetish Charged (More MN Weirdness!)
WCCO-TV (aka WDFL) CBS Affiliate in Minneapolis-St Paul ^ | 7/20/09

Posted on 07/20/2009 2:32:18 PM PDT by MplsSteve

The St. Louis County Sheriff's Office says a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls was arrested and has appeared in court.

Police started looking for 31-year-old Christopher Bjerkness after surveillance tape allegedly showed him breaking into a fitness clinic in May and slashing exercise balls.

Duluth Police said Bjerkness was arrested after he called them from Holiday Mall to surrender and that he now faces burglary charges.

Authorities are familiar with the Bjerkness. A criminal complaint released last week says he was convicted in 2005 of breaking into a sports facility at the University of Minnesota in Duluth and slashing about 70 balls. Each ball cost between $30 and $60.

The complaint says when he pleaded guilty in that case, he admitted to slashing more than 40 other balls at two clinics.

Court documents say Bjerkness told police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge. Experts said he has an unusual attraction to inflatable exercise devices.

Bjerkness appeared in court Monday morning and his bail was set at $10,000, according to the Sheriff's Office. He's scheduled to return for trial in a month.

(Excerpt) Read more at wcco.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: duluth; mentalhealthissues; minnesota; weirdness
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To: MplsSteve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHnBBzJKuo


21 posted on 07/20/2009 4:50:44 PM PDT by eartrumpet
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To: MplsSteve

This is nothing compared to the craziness that will breakout if Favre ever decides to play for my vikes. these are the end of time as I know it


22 posted on 07/20/2009 4:56:49 PM PDT by vikzilla
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To: MplsSteve

A no-nonsense judge would have him paying the cost of replacing every ball he’s slashed and inflating every single one sans pump.


23 posted on 07/20/2009 5:06:25 PM PDT by rhema ("Break the conventions; keep the commandments." -- G. K. Chesterton)
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To: johniegrad
>>> Cover your groyne, Magroyne.

Looks like he already got me.

I smell ozone. D'you smell ozone?
24 posted on 07/21/2009 4:56:10 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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