[dannyboy72a]

This was a joke I heard on the golf course today from a guy who is a card-carrying union member - and dem voter. I was rolling and I thought it interesting that even the Dem voters are seeing this guy for the lying liar he his. And making fun of him no less. The Reagan Democrats are coming to their senses and realizing that La Raza, ACORN, GLBT, and the other marxist outfits are going to destroy the good life that we have. Enjoy the joke. If you've heard it already and know who created it, please post recognition. It was simply told to me.

[KarlInOhio]

First time I heard that joke it was Nixon's clock that was used as a fan, so you know it's been around for a while.

[smokingfrog]

I think that's a recycled Clinton joke.
Here's another one.
//////////////////

Dear Friend,

We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for raising twenty million dollars for placing a statue of Barack Obama in the Hall of Fame in Washington D.C. (It's going to be a BIG statue.)

This committee was in a quandary as to where to place the statue.

It was not wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside Senator Joe McCarthy, who never told the truth, since Barack Obama can't tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside the statue of Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of all.

He left not knowing where he was going, did not know where he was, returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on borrowed money.

Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land!”

Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this *IS* the Promised Land!”

Now, Barack Obama is going to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the price of Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land.

If you are one of the fortunate few who has anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.

Fraternally, The Barack Obama Statue Committee

[isom35]

phew! For an instant I didnt see the “l” on clocks.

[John Will]

is it a death clock, Dethklok?

[Star Traveler]

Without getting into the joke, I can say this about that... LOL..

Quote...

---

The man looked around and saw one pointing straight up and he asked St Michael, whose clock is that. St Michael says, that is Mary of Bethlehem’s clock, the mother of Jesus. She never told a single lie. Her clock has not moved.

---

Comment on that one... “Liar, liar, pants on fire!”.... LOL...

[patriot08]

LOL. Funny. Thanks for sharing.

[LouAvul]

They joke about it because they really don't care. For them it's "win with any means."

Sort of like residents of Chicago and their corrupt police force. They take pride in it.