I have the real story, hear me out. I’m not crazy
in most states.
Motive & opportunity .... ?
Kennedy was a philanderer, right?
Jackie was sitting next to him in the limo, right?
Then she was scooting over the trunk of that Lincoln, quick as a rabbit, remember?
It’s the oldest story in the world: using sleight-of-hand, Jackie shot her hound of a husband twice with .38 `lemon-squeezer.’ Oswald was in on it, so she had RFK hire someone to kill him. The three of us were in a menage aw twat, see?
I hope this was helpful.