Maybe they ought to consider,
"Maybe because youre a bank employee making $14/hr, and dont really care? Knowing that of the Lord ye shall receive the reward of the inheritance: for ye serve the Lord Christ." (Colossians 3:23-24)
If there weren't so many godless fruitcakes in this country, maybe we'd actually be happy and productive, instead of unhappy and lazy.
I guess you should tell that to all the godless fruitcakes out there, that only make $14/hr. Seems like you have a mission in life.