[a fool in paradise]

JERRY: (seeing Elaine enter Monk’s) Oh, great. Elaine. What is wrong with my body?

ELAINE: Chicken wing shoulder blades.

JERRY: That’s it?

ELAINE: No, but that’s one problem. Why?

JERRY: Well, I was walking around naked in front of Melissa the other day—

ELAINE: Whoa! Walking around naked? Ahh... that is not a good look for a man.

GEORGE: Why not? It’s a good look for a woman.

ELAINE: Well, the female body is a... work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it’s for gettin’ around, like a jeep.

JERRY: So you don’t think it’s attractive?

ELAINE: It’s hideous. The hair, the... the lumpiness. It’s simian.

GEORGE: Well, some women like it.

ELAINE: Hmm. Sickies.

< /seinfeld >

[americanophile]

Will there ever be a life scenario in which one can’t quote Seinfeld?