wow. Well, I can’t say celeb news is my forte. Oh, and you just made me imagine a battle of wits between Jessica Simpson and Anna Nicole Smith... I think I had a stroke.
I am an expert on celeb news. I read the NY Post Page Six gossip column daily.
If you want to become culturally aware, read this column. It’s available online. There’s a link for the NY Post off of Drudge.
By the way, Jessica’s sister’s career is in the tank as well and her manager father is pimping her out to store opening appearances.