[rjp2005]

I exercise control by refusing to buy or own a feline.

[rhetorica]

Don’t be so smug. It’s only a matter of time until you are conscripted. I was drafted totally without warning and am still serving my mistress 8 years later.

[TheOldLady]

"I exercise control by refusing to buy or own a feline."

So... You admit that if you had a cat, it would definitely be in charge.