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My exam nightmare: views from academia
Guardian Co UK ^ | July 12th 2009 | David Batty

Posted on 07/13/2009 6:59:26 AM PDT by Cardhu

Three educators give their views on exams

Susan Greenfield, professor of synaptic pharmacology at Lincoln College, Oxford, and director of the Royal Institution

"Back when I went to Oxford, the entrance exams for women were different. The one for Oxford I found most challenging was the general classics paper. It was a 3.5 hour paper – you had half an hour to think ,then one hour for each question. I still remember one of the questions – 'compare the ideas of empire in Greece and Rome'. That was a real high jump intellectually. Exams are good things. They prepare you for later life with the stress and anticipation."

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KEYWORDS: education; exams; stringtheory; teachers; tests
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To: Cardhu
Calculate the pseudo-first order rate constants for loss of F (assume [CH4] and [H2O] are constant) in the two following reactions at 298 K, assuming v1 = k[F][CH4] and v2 = k[F][H2O].

and for extra credit

For an electron (m= 9.1 x 10-34 kg) in a box with L1= 10 nm, L2= 20 nm, and L3 = 30 nm: What is the energy of the lowest energy state? What is the energy difference between the (1, 2, 3) state and the (3, 2, 1) state? Which state is higher in energy? What are the frequency and wavelength of the photon absorbed or emitted in exciting the electron between the two states? What state is degenerate with the (4, 2, 3) state?

41 posted on 07/13/2009 8:58:36 AM PDT by erman (Outside of a dog, a book is man's best companion. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.)
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To: SES1066

Gambel?


42 posted on 07/13/2009 9:45:02 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
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To: Cardhu
I don't. But I remember the EIT (Engineer-in-Training) exams I took as a senior in college. They're a precursor to getting your PE (Professional Engineering) license.

That was a brain-buster of a test. "What have you learned in your Engineering classes over the past four years? Discuss it, and please be detailed and specific."

43 posted on 07/13/2009 9:49:34 AM PDT by wbill
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To: Cardhu

Ohhhh, lots of brutal exams come to mind. The idea seemed to be that, in physics and mathematics, performance near and below epsilon+2*sigma is inconsequential, so most of the effort goes into characterizing the performance attributes of the top 5% of the incoming freshman class (the attrition rate remained at 50% even up to 4th year). In contrast, most grading schemes look at roughly uniform resolution across the performance spectrum, resulting in no differentiation between students at the top 5% level, for example.

For undergraduate field theory, the last section of the class was quantum field theory. Now, the math covered up until that point in other classes was nowhere near the level necessary to completely understand this material, so the professor, a real communist who joked that to be respectable he said in mixed company he was merely a socialist (great guy otherwise, very quirky), had to quickly cover some new math concepts in addition to the physics. Because of two false fire alarms, there was not enough time to cover the material from the final two lectures, so he assigned reading and included some handouts containing part of the material with the final exam. Those exam questions were at least possible to complete individually, but nobody finished on time because of the math grindwork involved. The original class of 18 had dropped to 10 by the end of term, and all 10 of us in that final room stayed for 5 hours, punctuated with a 30 minute emergency lesson on some arcane aspect of tensor calculus (basically to share an important trick for simplifying calculations that would otherwise require the use of a computer algebra system) at the 3 hour official exam end mark (9 PM).

Even in sophomore year, I had one professor who announced on the first day that he was aiming to fail 1/2 of the class as a weeding exercise out of compassion, so they could pick a major better suited to their talents sooner rather than later. Near the end of the course, he said anyone not receiving an A would not complete senior year - and he was correct.

For undergraduate high energy physics (the highest level senior course offered, with entry requiring the passing of a qualifying examination administered by the professor one week before classes started), we covered a unit on quantum chromodynamics that surpassed in difficulty any graduate material I later took. The professor was convinced of some (dubious) property of Twistor theory as related to quantum gravity. I remember especially one of the four questions on our final dealing with Yang-Mills instantons and what would later be understood as some element of the AdS/CFT correspondence. None of us (4) students then understood what was going on with that question, but I am certain the professor was hoping the next Witten would emerge from that exam. The other three questions were difficult as well. I did OK (all 4 of us passed), but the experience turned me off HEP forever.

Even after undergrad, there was a need to weed. I had an open-book exam in one graduate math class that was deadly. The professor permitted any material to be brought in - any book, any notes, anything on cassette, any food or drink, even toys and pets - and he stated that the time limit was as long as we remained in the room, save bathroom breaks. The only rule was no communication between students. But there was nothing on this planet that one could have brought in which would have helped on that test (for the record, I brought a large coffee, cookies, my notes and a textbook - the latter two items were useless). The class material directly covered 50% of the exam, and the rest of the exam consisted of open research in the field for which correct answers would have resulted in publications. The professor was busy happily giggling away at the front of the room most of the time. No belling of marks occurred, but I got enough part marks on the impossible-to-complete questions to score well (i.e. impose a crude approximation to “solve” one problem, repose another problem in a more compact form from which the existence, as well as other important properties, of the solution can be directly inferred, etc).

I still have nightmares, lol.


44 posted on 07/13/2009 9:52:20 AM PDT by M203M4 (NEW New Deal: a pot through every window (1/2 credit to Bastiat).)
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To: M203M4

What is your current occupation?


45 posted on 07/13/2009 9:55:41 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
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To: Cardhu
I had a wicked one in a philosophy course one time. Two-parter - the first one was innocent enough, involving the discussion of some abstraction with validation by the philosophers we'd studied that term. I think it was "justice" but memory doesn't serve...anyway, we turned that one in and got the second question: "Now explain why your answer in the first part is wrong."

I distinctly remember hearing profanity when that one was passed out...

46 posted on 07/13/2009 10:05:40 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Cardhu
I remember my answer, for a literature exam back when course was named after the author: Milton. It was an essay on musica humana and musica mundana.

I memorized the opening of that great poem, Paradise Lost:

Of man's first disobedience and the fruit of that forbidden tree, whose mortal taste brought death into the world and all our woe, with loss of Eden . . . Sing heavenly muse that on the secret orb didst inspire . . .
47 posted on 07/13/2009 10:05:53 AM PDT by cornelis
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To: Cardhu
Almost 50 replies and no one has posted the ultimate exam answer yet! So.....

Thermal Properties of Hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid term. The answer was so profound that the Professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. "K. S." during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am quite sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

The student received the only "A" given.

48 posted on 07/13/2009 10:32:28 AM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money (I'll show their president the exact same respect and loyalty that they have shown my president.)
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To: Old Professer

Materials science researcher (nano).


49 posted on 07/13/2009 1:44:20 PM PDT by M203M4 (NEW New Deal: A pot through every window! (1/2 credit to Bastiat))
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To: M203M4

I was worried that after all that you may have just gone out and bought a McDonalds franchise or something. :)


50 posted on 07/13/2009 2:31:55 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money

That is true - I saw that one long ago a great question.


51 posted on 07/13/2009 2:32:22 PM PDT by Cardhu (Be happy, today you will be the youngest you will ever be.)
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money

... and a terrific answer.


52 posted on 07/13/2009 2:40:06 PM PDT by Cardhu (Be happy, today you will be the youngest you will ever be.)
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53 posted on 07/14/2009 4:05:33 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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