Thank you for keeping us abreast of the situation.
Our old masters across the pond are not as prudish with their publications. Pics and video.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/2526014/Naked-Carmen-Electra-dances-in-topless-burlesque-revue-at-The-Crazy-Horse-Paris-Show.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA