Posted on 07/11/2009 9:10:00 PM PDT by rawhide
They should have put a GPS Tracking Device in the wallets and arrested anyone who kept them. Not sure what the charge would be, but I would love to see the look on their faces when the Cops showed up.
But heck, that’s just me.
I’ll hedge my bet by carrying a picture of a baby WITH a puppy.
Perhaps we can have a “Wallet Czar” appointed to help us keep track of our wallets.
“Is that a picture of Winston Churchill?”
Pretty much all newborns look like winston churchill to me, even the non-whites :-P
” Those containing the picture of the infant were most likely to trigger an honest reaction from the finder, with 88 per cent being returned, followed by those containing pictures of the puppy at 53 per cent.
Of those featuring the family snapshot, 48 per cent were sent to the return address and only 28 per cent of those with the picture of the elderly couple.
Wallets containing the charity cards and the control sample were least likely to be returned, with rates of 20 and 15 per cent respectively. “
So if they included pictures of a baby, a puppy, the family, and the grandparents, along with a charity card they’d get back 237% of the wallets!
We just need a Libtard Judge to find it.
Nonetheless, that’s pretty interesting. Makes me a bit happier about people.
Put in a card that says you offer a substantial reward if the wallet is returned. That might work better than a baby.
LOL. Exactly. Apparently Churchill himself said so.
I wonder what would happen to a wallet containing a picture of Helen Thomas?
Here’s an interesting one. Worth the read.
Or a note attached to one of the bills that says: There’s a lot more where this came from.
The finder will misinterpret that true statement, and think there’s a reward. In point of fact, there IS a lot more where that came from . . . the Bureau of Printing and Engraving in Washington, D. C.
Thx thx.
ping
Ping to Post #4 - Lou Grant. ;-)
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