[Old Professer]

Up until now I had been a skeptic, however, after reading this there is no way that I can go on denying the robust nature of the evidence..

I went to the scientific study itself and got this unique dating device’s specifications and threw one together in my garage an hour ago — at least the part I couldn’t scrape off the door— it told me that the concrete on my garage floor was poured on April 1967 beteen 9:00 am and 2:00 pm.

Other than my disappointment that it couldn’t tell me how long it took to cure, I think this new tool will revolutionize domestic relationships for years to come, just smear a thin film on a new calendar every year and all of those important dates we used to forget will be etched in perpetutity.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

PRICELESS!

Up until now I had been a skeptic, however, after reading this there is no way that I can go on denying the robust nature of the evidence..

I went to the scientific study itself and got this unique dating device’s specifications and threw one together in my garage an hour ago



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[Covenantor]

I, too, was instantly transfixed learning about it.

The researchers used a special dating tool at UB to study rock samples they extracted from a large fjord that drained the ice sheet that covered the North American Arctic during the past Ice Age.

All I can say is that thank goodness for the technical information made available to us by Science Daily.

I now know where I went wrong following the plans in the 1949 issue of Popular Mechanics. The critical pieces have been sitting in one of the kitchen drawers all along.

Dr Paul Siple eat your heart out!

[SunkenCiv]

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