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My favorites are the pieces of furniture that have “minor pet stains” or “slight kitty claw damage”!
If you don’t want it in YOUR house anymore, WHY do you think I want it in MINE?!
And, of course, it’s always on some upper floor, the owner has some physical infirmity preventing direct involvement in its removal, and advises to “bring a truck snd some strong friends”!
Or how ‘bout that free broken big screen TV? Such a deal, I’ll be right there..!