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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Personally, I always thought cemeteries should double as golf courses. (I'm talking cemeteries for humans as well). After all, cemeteries are such as waste of good land. And land should be for the living.

Well turning them into golf courses kills two birds with one stone. Dead people get to stay buried while living people get extra places to get in some golf.

Dead people down below...living people up above. Everybody is a winner!

Also, the tombstones could double as hazards for the golfers up above. Make the game a little more challenging.

39 posted on 07/11/2009 4:49:31 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (I am 69 days away from outliving Judy Garland)
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To: SamAdams76

We could also bury a bunch of animals next to airport runways.


40 posted on 07/22/2009 8:54:46 AM PDT by Billywilly
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