He likes big butts and he can’t deny.
Now, now...
We don't know if he likes them, per se...
But we do know that he's got one. Michelle is breaking chairs all over Pennsylvania Avenue and if she ever had to haul a$$ it would take two trips...
...but, we don't know if he likes that, as she did not bring that unfortunate dowry into their marriage, it was acquired ex-post-factum.