“Though Stiller wanted to punch them back, he dropped the idea for the sake of animal rights laws and took out his frustration on a dummy monkey instead.”
I think the monkey would have kicked his booty...hehe
My dad as a young child at the San Diego Zoo saw people feeding peanuts to the monkeys. Not having money, he thought he would gather up the peanuts that had hit the bars and fallen behind the safety rail, then stand back behind the safety rail and throw peanuts into the cage.
Well the monkey inside the cage didn't think much of my dad gathering up those fallen peanuts. He felt a little hand grab a hand full of hair and yanked his head up against the bars. Then two little monkey feet perched on his head, scratching him as the monkey leaped up off him; then at the hight of his jump he yanked out the handful of hair and came down with hammer force with his other little monkey fist.
That little monkey did that to my dad THREE times in THREE seconds; he had three patches of hair ripped out, six sets of monkey scratches, and three cartoon looking bumps on his head.
He said he was the only boy he ever knew SPANKED by a monkey.