[library user]

I scanned headline fast and thought a Michigan man threw up 20 cats.

[a fool in paradise]

What’s the difference between Catsup and Ketchup?

[TexasCajun]

That would be one huge hair-ball!

[Tanniker Smith]

I thought he threw up the same cat 20 times.
After the first time, I don't want to think about it.

Hell, I don't want to think about the first time either.