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To: raybbr

How did the receptionist identify him? :-)


15 posted on 07/08/2009 10:13:05 AM PDT by ataDude (Its like 1933, mixed with the Carter 70s, plus the books 1984 and Animal Farm, all at the same time.)
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To: ataDude
How did the receptionist identify him? :-)

Receptionist: "I'm not so sure about the face, but that's him! I'd know him anywhere!"

17 posted on 07/08/2009 10:50:42 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: ataDude; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Maybe he was just saving them the effort...

Back in Tim Whatleys office..Jerry wakes up , his vision blurred. He sees Whatley and Sheryl getting dressed.

Scene cuts to Monks. Jerry and Elaine are talking.

Elaine: “....Maybe you were still under the gas.Maybe you were hallucinating you're coming out of the gas but you were still under the gas.”

Jerry: “I don't think so. I think they were getting dressed and not only that; my shirt was out!!!”

Elaine: “your shirt was out?”

Jerry: “I think so.”

Elaine: “Well, what kind of shirt was it.?”

Jerry: “You know! Like a tennis shirt.”

Elaine: “Oh! Well ... You don't tuck those in?”

Jerry: “Sometimes I tuck’em sometimes I don't”

Elaine: “Well. Were you tucked?”

Jerry: “I think I was tucked.!”

Elaine: “All right then say you were. I mean .. what do you think could have happened.?”

Jerry: “I don't know but I was spitting out and rinsing like there was no tomorrow.”

Elaine: “Ughhhh”

Jerry: “Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?”

Elaine: “What are you gettin’?”

Jerry: “I don't think I'm hungry:”

Elaine: “Okay...So you were violated by two people while you were under the gas. So What? You're single.”

Jerry: “ But I'm damaged goods now.”

Elaine: “Join the club.”

< /seinfeld >
24 posted on 07/08/2009 11:54:21 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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