It used be “George Washington slept here.” Today it is Obama was born here. There will soon be signs everywhere.
I know where he was born. He was born on the grassy knoll in a creche on Chanukah which fell on Kwanzaa that year during Ramadan. His Mom was white and his Dad was black and his Grandmother is gone.
But none of this matters because he’s here now and he won and he smokes cigarettes sometimes but raises their taxes and signs it into law.