[SIDENET]

I’m going to get a shotty/Springer/Deagle.

Don't have a Springer, but I have a Deagle and a shotty.

(Yes, I hate those terms, too.)

[WayneS]

I’lL freely admit I don’t know much about the internet. I do own about 30 firearms, though (or at least I DID until I sold them all in private transactions with no records in November of 2008 - so there is no need for a BATFE or other type of feDeral or state agent to visit my house).

I THINK I know what a “shotty” is (a shotgun?).

But what the heck are Springer and Deagle?