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Debbie Rowe may even out-weird Michael
guardian ^ | 5 July 2009 | Barbara Ellen

Posted on 07/05/2009 2:23:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono

And so the Michael Jackson post-mortem circus rumbles on: footage of him rehearsing for his live shows with all the enthusiasm of a puppet trying to dance while its strings are being cut one by one; the news that Diana Ross is planning a Candle in the Wind moment at his funeral, singing You Are Not Alone in memory of a man who kind of was, and preferred it that way; even the news that Bubbles the chimp, Jackson's onetime bezzie mate, will not be allowed to attend the funeral as he is "too violent", and instead will spend the day in his cage, being played calming flute music.

And of course the sickening images of Jackson in his final years. Pill-popping, bald beneath his hair pieces, so deformed from unnecessary surgery that, in retrospect, he may as well have cut out the middle man, turned up the rings on his cooker hob, and laid his once-handsome face across them. However, amazingly, in all this drama, Jackson still doesn't manage to look the weirdest, most mystifying person in the room. That accolade goes to Debbie Rowe....

(Excerpt) Read more at guardian.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: debbierowe; jackson; michaeljackson


1 posted on 07/05/2009 2:23:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

It would be hard to out-weird the media on Michael Jackson which includes Barbara Ellen of the Guardian.


2 posted on 07/05/2009 2:25:42 PM PDT by kcvl
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Barbara Ellen

3 posted on 07/05/2009 2:27:38 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: kcvl
You got that right. With their economy in the crapper and sales down, the London press will keep the Jackson circus alive as long as they can. Creating a new sideshow every day if necessary.

Leaving this poor man to rest in peace will never happen.

4 posted on 07/05/2009 2:31:28 PM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: JoeProBono
The circus of a memorial to be held at Staples Center is a fitting sendoff for MJ.
5 posted on 07/05/2009 2:41:05 PM PDT by South40 (Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance. ~Hussein Obama, Cairo, Egypt, June 4, 2009)
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To: South40

They just need to bury him and let him rest as best he can.

If they really cared about Michael that’s what they would do but, NO, they are looking to make money from Michael’s death including ‘his family’.

I will not contribute to their sickness and how they have used Michael his entire life no matter how weird the guy was. He had a reason for his weirdness when ‘the family’ can’t even be trusted.


6 posted on 07/05/2009 2:52:00 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: JoeProBono

Are there any UK FReepers reading who can translate that second paragraph?


7 posted on 07/05/2009 2:54:04 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("I've conquered my goddam willpower." Don Marquis)
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To: JoeProBono

those children will go through their entire life knowing that she said she’d rather raise horses than her children.


8 posted on 07/05/2009 2:54:52 PM PDT by Armedanddangerous ( I think you're so full of inconsolable rage you don't care who you hurt)
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To: NonValueAdded

I was wondering thst, too.....what is a “cooker hob,” and why does it have “rings?”


9 posted on 07/05/2009 4:09:14 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (If Randy Cunningham is in prison for corruption, then why isn't Diane Feinstein locked up as well?)
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To: JoeProBono
I'm not convinced that anyone could “out weird” Michael Jackson.
10 posted on 07/05/2009 4:10:59 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation

I “thtnk” it’s an electric stovetop


11 posted on 07/05/2009 4:11:46 PM PDT by SoftballMominVA
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To: JoeProBono

“You drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park...”


12 posted on 07/05/2009 4:18:11 PM PDT by Signalman
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To: JoeProBono

Dear God, that eye!! That one wandering staring at me until I have a nightmare eye!

Speaking of nightmares, my daughter stumbled on a picture of him once on the internet. I think it was around the time of his latest case, and she woke up in a nightmare. Apparently in her nightmare, Michael Jackson’s face was floating in her closet.

How ironic that the man who ‘just loved all children’ (unless you happen to be female) would end up giving kids nightmares just by his face.


13 posted on 07/05/2009 4:29:15 PM PDT by autumnraine (You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out)
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation

Upon reflection, I’m not sure we really want to know, especially when MJ is involved.


14 posted on 07/05/2009 4:38:42 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("I've conquered my goddam willpower." Don Marquis)
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To: JoeProBono

Debbie Rowe may out-weird Michael, but the just-resigned governor of Alaska may have ‘em both beat.


15 posted on 07/05/2009 4:47:57 PM PDT by flowerplough (Bammy = Oprah = Clinton = most elected Democrats, successfully feigning compassion for money&power)
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To: flowerplough

Ouch, better have your asbestos suit on.


16 posted on 07/05/2009 4:48:39 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation

A hob is the burner part, gas or electric, of a cookstove or drop-in type cooktop.


17 posted on 07/05/2009 6:02:25 PM PDT by elli1
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