[stationkeeper]

You’re gonna have a long day..........

[SoftwareEngineer]

I normally hate flame wars and stay away from them.

This, however, my dear ladies and gentleman is a flame war that I shall fight and win.

My grill is ready.. is yours?

Go Texas BBQ!
Go Pork Ribs!
Go Dry Rub!

(oddly.. also.. Go Irish Bacon!)