Some jokes write themselves.
In a semi-related story:
Driving home late one night in NYC I was stopped at a light on the West Side. As I waited for the light to change, I noticed that there was a doughnut shop to my right and that 2 NYPD officers were inside at the counter. Just then a police cruiser pulled up in front. The officer in the car shined his spot light on the cops in the shop and said over his loudspeaker: “Drop the doughnuts and step away from the counter”!
It was a very funny moment! Happy 4th everyone!