I don’t care about my yard. If I can keep it cut, that’s good enough for me. I think the various wild flowers and stuff growing in it gives it charm. I can’t imagine paying good money just to make sure you have only pure grass and it grows faster.
Ridiculous!
(Though I imagine I’m either going to need to invest in a machete or pay someone to come out and get rid of this wild grapevine that is trying to take over the garage. It’s engulfed a massive pine tree.
I wouldn’t mind so much if it actually produced fruit, but apparently that’s too much to ask. Then I’d have an ugly yard and wine.)
of course you don’t, you live in boondocks, no one cares about their yard up at home! this is most def a suburban phenomenon. i swear there was no rain forecast for today and we just got a shower.