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We Get It, Gwyneth: America Stinks
deceiver.com ^ | July 1, 2009 | Simon Scowl

Posted on 07/01/2009 7:34:53 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

Gaunt GOOPmistress Gwyneth Paltrow is at it again! Remember a few years back, when she got in trouble for saying this?

“I love the English lifestyle, it’s not as capitalistic as America. People don’t talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner.

“I like living here because I don’t fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans.”

Yeah, Americans are such dumb savages that they’ve made Gwyneth Paltrow rich enough to live well in any country she chooses. What were you thinking, Americans?

Paltrow, realizing she’d just taken a shot at her own gravy train, then backtracked as well as she could in those 7-inch heels she prefers. She insisted she was misquoted, she was “proud to be an American”, and other lies.

And the way you can tell they were lies is that she just keeps saying this stuff:

Gwyneth Paltrow says Spain has “became a second home.”

“It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it’s from 500 B.C., it’s incredible,” she tells the Associated Press.

“Also, the way people live over there. They seem to enjoy life a little bit more,” she continued. “They aren’t running around as much as in New York. They enjoy time with the family. They don’t always have their BlackBerry on.”

“Years and years and years old.” Kind of like her. Physically, anyway.

Let’s make a deal, GOOPy: You stay away from America (or at least New York, which you seem to think is the same thing), and we’ll keep staying away from movie theaters with your name on the marquee.

Well, unless Iron Man’s in it. Iron Man’s awesomeness cancels out Gwyneth Paltrow’s utter unawesomeness. Does England have its own Iron Man? Does Spain? Yeah, okay, but their suits of armor can’t even fly without using a catapult, and the landings son una puta.


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To: Free ThinkerNY

Anyone who names her baby Apple has no business claiming we are stupid.


21 posted on 07/01/2009 8:01:23 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Why isn't the black community outraged that MJ bought white babies instead of black ones?)
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To: IYAS9YAS

You win for the best retort!


22 posted on 07/01/2009 8:02:54 PM PDT by Sioux-san
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

Lol. Agreed!


23 posted on 07/01/2009 8:06:32 PM PDT by TXBlair (First "Christmas" became "Holiday," now "Independence Day" is just "Fourth of July." PC run amok!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
They seem to enjoy life a little bit more

Yes, yes. All those strikes and riots going on right now are just their coy way of showing how enjoyable life is in Europe these days.

24 posted on 07/01/2009 8:07:19 PM PDT by BusterBear
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To: IYAS9YAS

Somebody posted a photo of her on one of these sites where she was in the nude at a beach. She really needs to shave her posterior. The photo reminded me of a chimp I saw at the Columbus zoo.


25 posted on 07/01/2009 8:07:45 PM PDT by Radl (sai)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Now that her looks are starting to fade it’s much harder to ignore her imbecility.


26 posted on 07/01/2009 8:09:12 PM PDT by Trod Upon (Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
It is amazing to me that the Hollywood actors and actresses trash Catholics and other Christians every day yet they go running to Catholic/Christian countries such as Spain, France, Italy, and England. I don't see them hanging around the Saudi or Yemen. What a bunch of hypocrites!
27 posted on 07/01/2009 8:11:55 PM PDT by GinaLolaB
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Gwenyth said there were building is Spain from 500 BC? What is she talking about - is she insance? Buildings? Maybe ruins. She would be luck to see anaything in Spain from 10 AD.


28 posted on 07/01/2009 8:12:16 PM PDT by Frantzie (Remember when Bush was President and Americans had jobs (and ammo)?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

She’s an idiot. Hollywood is chock full of them.

The real travesty here is not what she says, but that anyone pays attention to her, takes it seriously, and writes it down.


29 posted on 07/01/2009 8:12:16 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Stop dissing drunken sailors! At least they spend their OWN money.)
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To: Finalapproach29er

Weird thing is she has that snobby persona yet she is proud her young 4-5 year old boy is watching Gansta Rap and their household friend they refer to as Uncle Jay-Z.... Total trash...


30 posted on 07/01/2009 8:14:07 PM PDT by Blue Highway
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To: Roscoe Karns

She evidently has some kind of website—Goop.com or something. I saw her on Conan last night talking about it.


31 posted on 07/01/2009 8:25:53 PM PDT by erkyl (We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office --Aesop (~550 BC))
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32 posted on 07/01/2009 8:27:27 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (BG x 2)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

It’s the unintelligent bimbos like her that voted in socialism with obozo the clown.


33 posted on 07/01/2009 8:31:36 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The British are more civilized? You have never been to a Britannia Arms during soccer/football season.

As far as them being smart maybe you feel you fit in, however we did pummel their ass twice. How smart could they be? and you?


34 posted on 07/01/2009 8:32:21 PM PDT by Vendome
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To: Free ThinkerNY

okay ... two things. since when is “america” NY? those of us who live in conservative and/or rural areas of the country don’t “run around” a lot, we are more about family, relaxing, and enjoying our lives. next, maybe the buildings where she lives are not very old but my house is about 140 yrs old. there are several homes and business building in our area that are between 100 and 150 yrs. old. and let us not forget that historical sites in this country are even older than that. Hey gweneth, shut up and sit down before you hurt yourself.


35 posted on 07/01/2009 8:32:57 PM PDT by madamemayhem (there are only two places in the world: over here and over there.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

If the British are so smart and civilized how come they don’t have a black king? Eh?

Who is more advanced now?


36 posted on 07/01/2009 8:33:46 PM PDT by Vendome
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To: lilylangtree

She has the intellect of a constipated flea.


37 posted on 07/01/2009 8:36:39 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY ((((Truth to a Liberal, is like a crucifix to a vampire))))
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Building from Europe as old as 500 BC? Seriously we might Barry’s BC in Europe, but the only thing that old is Stonehenge.

Your blonde so I will forgive your lack of depth.


38 posted on 07/01/2009 8:37:19 PM PDT by Vendome
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To: Free ThinkerNY
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39 posted on 07/01/2009 8:38:53 PM PDT by odin2008 (Everything in the universe is subject to change.)
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To: Trod Upon

I never thought she was good looking .. always thought how unfortunate she took after her dad instead of her mom.


40 posted on 07/01/2009 8:38:59 PM PDT by EDINVA (A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul -- G. B. Shaw)
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