1) You accused me of lying that I didn't own said laptop with a dead battery. YOU WERE WRONG (where is my apology?? hmmm.....)
2) You told me to buy a GD Compaq laptop... I ALREADY OWN IT, AND IF THE GD IS SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN THEN YOU ARE A LOWER CLASSED POS THEN I GAVE YOU CREDIT FOR.
GD vs. POS? wow, your juxtapositions of self-righteous superiority are very entertaining.
Re point 1: no, what several on this thread are laughing at you about (yes, at, not with) is getting wildly bent out of shape about battery replacability yet admitting you haven’t replaced a dead battery on your own laptop. If you won’t swap out an easily-replaced battery yourself when warranted, don’t get bent into a pretzel when doing it on a MacBook takes a few hours while shopping.