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To: DCBryan1

He obviously has a case of vitiligo.

As such, the Constitution requires that while in custody, he be provided (at no charge) with some porcelain white pancake makeup, sungalsses, a mask, some courtroom pyjamas, a chimp, and a boy.

Once he is released, the Constition mandates that he continue to receive these things free of charge, along with a free deluxe apartment in the sky, a free grocery debit card (formerly known as food stamps), and free medicaid.


3 posted on 07/01/2009 11:44:57 AM PDT by Notwithstanding
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To: Notwithstanding

You left out the free big screen HDTV and premium cable service.


8 posted on 07/01/2009 12:03:00 PM PDT by Parmenio
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