Balding star's wiggo Jacko The Sun News
Top British hairdresser Feleny Georghiou whose clients include Victoria Beckham and the Duchess of York declared: It is definitely a wig ... and one of the worst I have ever seen.
Feleny, who works at swanky North London salon Connect, explained: The big giveaway is at the top of the forehead where you can quite clearly see where the hair has been sewn in.
When he turned up in court from his hospital bed on Thursday his hair was just too perfect to be his own.
It was pristine. Only hair from a wig falls in that way.
Tito. Get me a tissue...
I just read that they're going to have a public "viewing" at Never-Ever Land on Friday.....wow; what a challenge for the mortician. It's gonna take a lot more than School Glue to fix that thing up...