[counterpunch]

Britney is going to have to lose a lot of weight for the role.

[max americana]

Lemme guess...Kevin Federline will play Oscar Schindler.

[constitutiongirl]

Is she going to be able to change her accent or will we be treated to “Hey you Nazis... why are ya’ll so mean?”

BTW, I actually use “ya’ll” 100x a day, so, fellow Southerner who may take offense, don’t get a bee in your bonnet, darlin’.