[old curmudgeon]

Veterinarians have told me that it just does not happen.

[Hawthorn]

>> Veterinarians have told me that it just does not happen <<

I was told the same thing by my county animal control office when my dogs murdered a possum in the back yard.

I offered to take them the corpse for rabies testing, but they said, “Don’t bother. Just double-bag the thing in plastic garbage bags and put in the can for your regular Monday trash pick-up.”