[the_devils_advocate_666]

Worst movie review ever. I found it almost impossible to follow. How did this guy ever got this job I’ll never know.

[Mr. Jazzy]

Because he’s gay, that’s how. The twerp writes like a 14 year girl, and with that, I am probably insulting a lot of 14 year old girls.

[Mr. Jazzy]

Here is a clip from a post he did about another movie. That review was also equally un-readable.

"Pete {Dave's friend} (he’s allowed to say the F-word that means gay because I say he’s allowed and I’ll explain why later) is a good friend that I once forced to watch 15 full minutes of homosexual pornography as a cruel experiment for a magazine article I was writing. It was him, his wife Catherine, me and my own partner in their living room. As Pete cringed and howled in agony and covered his eyes as the video burned itself into his memory, the rest of us laughed our heads off. It was a good time, kind of like the ending of “A Clockwork Orange.” It turned into a great piece for the magazine, he’s scarred for life, and that’s hilarious."

Here is the link to the original:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17819505/

Piece of trash.