[max americana]

The critic talks like every film should be Citizen Kane but someone should tell this elitist fool, it’s a summer movie..it’s supposed to be big. I will watch it because everyone knows what they’re paying for..robots and half-naked Megan Fox.

[KoRn]

"The critic talks like every film should be Citizen Kane"

I was forced to watch that movie for a class in college. I hated every minute of it.

"it’s a summer movie."

Exactly. Summer movies aren't made to be cinematic masterpieces. They are 'fun' movies.